Having sex with gay men is amazing

Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth.

For example, straight lady Sharon, who you've met on a night out and is adamant her one gay friend Jerry is a perfect match for you, wondering, like, what you actually do in the bedroom. Before we continue, I solemnly swear that this is all factually correct and not at all a made-up account playing off the stereotypes I have encountered when asked these questions. Nothing quite gets you in the mood for bum fun more than a lace-front wig and a cocktail in the Interior Illusions Lounge. Once the lip sync is over, we take things into the bedroom and really move things up a gear But if you want extra brownie points, then a diva number from the likes of Mariah or Whitney will take you far. While straight people rip clothes off in the throes of passion, gay men stand side by side and remove each article of clothing with care and grace.

Why do men love anal sex? Every guy I've dated has requested anal at some point, even to the point of begging. This experience seems to be ubiquitous in heterosexual relationships. What's the big deal?